The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.