Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.