Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.