Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.