Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!