Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

People alive are better than people not alive.