Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!