Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.