Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.