Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.