Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
People alive are better than people not alive.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.