The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

People alive are better than people not alive.