If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.