The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!