The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.