The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.