Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.