Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.