Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.