It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.