It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

I love it when the coffee's done!