At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.