It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

I love it when the coffee's done!