It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.