It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.