If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.