Are imperfections is which make we grate.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.