It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.