The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.