Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.