The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.