I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
I love it when the coffee's done!
People alive are better than people not alive.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Donโt put clothes on food. Itโs supposed to be naked.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.