The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
I love it when the coffee's done!