If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.