People alive are better than people not alive.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.