Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.