At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!