During a heat wave every dude stinks.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.