Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!