I love it when the coffee's done!
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.