At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
I love it when the coffee's done!
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.