Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.