I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.