Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.