During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.