It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

I love it when the coffee's done!

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.