It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

I love it when the coffee's done!

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.