It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

I love it when the coffee's done!

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

People alive are better than people not alive.