Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.