The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.