It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.