It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.