It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Are imperfections is which make we grate.