Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.