Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
People alive are better than people not alive.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.