Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.