Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
I love it when the coffee's done!
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.