Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.