Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
I love it when the coffee's done!
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.