Whoever I had become had to die.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.