Whoever I had become had to die.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled.