I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.
There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.
If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.
I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.
If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'