I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.
Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.