Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.
Craig FergusonShe still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.
Craig FergusonI'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
Craig FergusonThe worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.
Craig FergusonSo far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet.
Craig Ferguson