I am the Saudi Arabia of unhappiness. I have so many reserves of misery that you wouldn't understand. I actually think that's part of why I connect with Canadians. I think they understand grinding misery underneath.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.