The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.

A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'