The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.