They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

It's Earth Day today. Let me tell you something about polar bears. They're endangered but you have to be careful because a polar bear is one of the few animals that will stalk a human. If you go to where polar bears live, it might stalk you and when you're on the plane going home, it might be behind you reading.