They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.