Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'