Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.
Craig FergusonThis is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.
Craig FergusonMy job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.
Craig Ferguson