People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.

When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.