When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.

Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.