Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.