Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.