I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.