In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges.

If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.