If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
Today I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I look reflected in the pond!
This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?