Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.
Dana GouldAs hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.
Dana GouldLove is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.
Dana GouldDespite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
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