If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.

The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?