If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
Dana GouldWomen do it all the time to look younger and it would make perfect sense if one of them ever came out looking younger - but they don't. They just look the same; they all get plastic surgery face. No matter who they look like going in, they all come out looking like the girl from the band on 'The Muppet Show.
Dana GouldLove is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.
Dana GouldOur grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.
Dana Gould