If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.