Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.

Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.

We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.