If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.