Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.
I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.
My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.