Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

When homeless people go camping, how do they know?

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right