A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.
Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.
Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges.
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.
Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.