Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.
Dana GouldMy first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
Dana GouldWhen I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
Dana GouldLike many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
Dana Gould