Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
Life imitates art but art intimidates life.
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.
I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone.