Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.