Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
Dana GouldThe circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.
Dana GouldMy first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
Dana GouldAnything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.
Dana Gould