If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?
Dana GouldA big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
Dana GouldDogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
Dana GouldOur grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.
Dana Gould