There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.