Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.
Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.
I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.
I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.
If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.
Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?