Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.