I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I live my life like there's no yesterday.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.