I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!