I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "If you ever yell at me to "stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go" again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off."