I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'

It really drives me banana sangwich.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.