It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.