It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you laid it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n' Slide. Yeah. Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he laid it down! Slip n' Bleed from the anus they should have called this ride.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.