Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.