Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.