Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.