I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it's really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.