I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.