The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.
My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.
I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.