I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.

My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.