I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.