When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.