When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.