I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.