I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

Are there glass shards in my anus?!