Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.