Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I get so into the moment.

A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.