Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

If my voice can resonate that way with kids, maybe it will resonate through 'Planes' as well, and they'll hear that little something that I'm giving to them, a performance that says to them, "I want to try." It's all interconnected. I don't think it's thinking too deeply about it.