I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!