I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.