I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...