I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
Dane CookWhen someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
Dane CookWhen you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!
Dane CookYou know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.
Dane Cook