I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.