Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
Dane CookYou know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
Dane CookCreated a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?
Dane Cook