You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.
Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.
Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.