Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.