I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
Dane CookI am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane CookI was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school
Dane CookI'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.
Dane Cook