When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.