When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.